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i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck


people that don’t put cases on their iPhones have the kind of confidence that I need


I sure do have an ugly face but I have a great music taste

(Source: desparate)

  • parents: "schools easy"
  • me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
  • parents: "idk that shit its hard lmao"
  • cursethegoldfish:

    When people take your sarcasm seriouslyimage


    fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me